Jobs for Sociopaths in 2023

Daniel G. Jennings
3 min readFeb 3, 2023

Even in today’s terrible economy there is one group of people who can easily find work: sociopaths.

Sociopaths can always find work because of how their brains work. For example the Mayo Clinic reports: “Antisocial personality disorder, sometimes called sociopathy, is a mental disorder in which a person consistently shows no regard for right and wrong and ignores the rights and feelings of others.”

Furthermore, “People with antisocial personality disorder tend to antagonize, manipulate or treat others harshly or with callous indifference. They show no guilt or remorse for their behavior.”

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Predictably, many employers are seeking people with these mental traits. Although employers never admit they are trying to hire sociopaths. Which can make it hard for sociopaths to find work. To help sociopaths we will list job opportunities for them in today’s worlds.

Job Opportunities for Sociopaths include:

  1. Republican member of the US House of Representatives. Job requirements including a willingness to cut programs ordinary people depend on for survival (such as Social Security) and a willingness to destroy the US economy by refusing to raise the debt ceiling to get a few votes.
  2. Trump 2024 Campaign Worker. Job requirements include a willingness to lie, scam your supporters, destroy reputations, and promote racism and bigotry.
  3. Biden 2024 Campaign Worker. Job requirements include a willingness to lie, pretend Biden does not have dementia, and screw ordinary Americans to win a few votes.
  4. The Biden White House. It’s a snakepit full of fraudsters, liars, corporate shills, lobbyists, political consultants, and foreign agents. The perfect environment for sociopaths.
  5. Russian Army Officer. Needed a willingness to kill innocent civilians, carry out illegal orders, commit war crimes, and lead your troops to their deaths. Best of all no military experience necessary.
  6. Cryptocurrency and Decentralized Finance (DeFi) promoter. If you can lie through your teeth about questionable financial products this job is for you.
  7. Amazon Fulfillment Center Manager. Can you treat employees like garbage and deprive them of basic rights…

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Daniel G. Jennings

Daniel G. Jennings is a writer who lives and works in Colorado. He is a lifelong history buff who is fascinated by stocks, politics, and cryptocurrency.