Mike Johnson’s Secret plan to Destroy America

Our exclusive sources have uncovered US Speaker of the House Mike Johnson’s (R-Louisiana) secret plan to destroy America. These sources are 100% reliable because they exist only in our imagination.

Many Republicans were shocked when Johnson made a deal with Democrats to provide $95 billion in aid for Ukraine, Israel, and other US allies. Johnson pushed this deal through even though most Republicans oppose it. Republicans were already mad at Johnson for supporting a $1.7 trillion budget deal with US Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-New York).